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Man Arrested After Breathalyzer Test Was Too High to Register.

Although Iowa City police believe Levi Carter was too drunk to drive when they arrested him Friday night, they will never know just how drunk.

Police said Carter, 28, first blew a .467 percent reading on the Breathalyzer test before the testing instrument simply read "HI,"

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Boy Tosses Boiling Water on Girl Who Unfriended Him on Facebook

There’s not much to ‘like’ here.

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15 Stupidest Criminals of 2013

2013 was chock-full of criminal masterminds (read morons). That's right, last year we were graciously introduced to a mom who let her toddler hit the bong, the poopy-pants shop lifter, a cold-hearted nun-robbing thief and so much more. And thanks to our good friend the Internet, no dumb deed goes unnoticed.

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Joshua A. Gorski
Bay County Sheriff’s Office
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Creepy Guy With Serious Issues Caught Masturbating Outside a Church

This guy has a lot to talk about the next time he goes to Confession.

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Gunman Waits Around for Clerk to Get Manager’s Permission in Bizarre Robbery [VIDEO]

Time – if robbers aren’t serving it, they apparently have plenty of it to spare.

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Andrew Frey
Marion County Sheriff's Office
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Masturbating Man on Meth Fights Off 15 Cops in Bar

A guy who couldn’t keep his hands off himself also couldn’t keep his hands off the cops.

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Big-Boobed Bandit Uses Her ‘Skills’ to Rob a Gas Station

A chesty blonde pilfered a gas station in Australia using only a knife and a low-cut top.

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Police Show Up at Home After Family Gets Into Intense Fight Over Christmas Tree

It turned out to be anything but a silent night when police in Spartanburg, South Carolina had to intervene when a family got into a huge fight while decorating a Christmas tree.

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Overreact Much? Man Swings Axe Because He Was Served Cold French Fries

This guy had an axe to grind.

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NBC Miami
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Totally Not-Bat Crazy Woman Tries to Burn Down Ex-Boyfriend’s Apartment to ‘Get Closure’

Women – can’t live with ‘em, can’t expect them to not try and burn down your house.

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10 Funniest Mugshot Messages

You better listen up! These criminals have something to say.

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North Dakota Woman Hides Glass Meth Pipe in Her Vagina, Internal Bleeding Ensues

In another case of "Really? Someone actually did that?", a woman from North Dakota was discovered bleeding from her vagina after a car accident, but not because of the crash. The glass meth pipe she stuck in there had broken.

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