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New York Trio Arrested for Hoarding 134 Cats and…SWEET LORD LOOK AT THOSE MUGSHOTS!

Five cats seems like a lot to manage. Fifteen seems excessive but we still dated that woman for over a month. Fifty would appear to be utterly unmanageable. But 134?

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Drunk Dude Gets His ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ On [VIDEO]

I'm proud to say that I have never been arrested although, there were a few times when I could have been. (whew!) I'm not so proud to say there there have been a few times in my life when I may have had one too many, but again, I never had to explain it to the authorities, with the exception of my dad, that is. If I had ever been arrested for public intoxication like the guy in the following video, I doubt I would have thought that singing something from Queen would be the way to go.

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Man Tries to Avoid DUI Arrest by Jumping Off a Bridge

Word to the wise: if you’re pulled over for your billionth DUI, the best way to prove your sobriety is definitely not to jump off a bridge. You’re welcome, glad to help.

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Playing Pranks on Cops = Funny? Stupid? You Decide.

Not sure if I think this guys is brave, funny or just stupid. You be the judge.

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10 Dumb Criminals Caught In the Act

While intelligence isn’t a prerequisite for a life of crime, it certainly would’ve helped these ten boneheaded scofflaws. One clumsy bank robber shoots himself in the foot, a thief can’t figure out how to operate a door as a means of escape and another gets hopelessly stuck while trying to break into a store. If criminals keep being this dumb, us law-abiding citizens have nothing to worry about.

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Dona Ana County Sheriff / webhostingreview, Flickr
Dona Ana County Sheriff / webhostingreview, Flickr
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Dumb Criminal Pulls ‘Dine and Dash’ In Restaurant Full of Cop Waiters

It’s never a good idea to run up a restaurant tab and then skip out on the bill — and it’s an even worse idea when said eatery is lousy with cops.

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Cop Faces Charges After Stealing Food from Work Fridge

At one point or another, we’ve all fallen victim to the theft of food from an office fridge. In general, most of us chalk it up as a minor annoyance. But police in Deer Park, Texas were so fed up with an office thief that they ran a sting to catch him in the act. And, it turns out, the culprit was a cop.

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Chris Hondros, Getty
Chris Hondros, Getty
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Porn Store Robber Leaves Some ‘Identifying Evidence’ at Crime Scene

Nothing is more embarrassing for a guy than getting caught buying porn. This guy managed to make such an event even more personally humiliating.

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Christopher Furlong, Getty Images
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Man Fakes ‘Bingo’ Then Returns $400 Jackpot

What has 100 balls and screws old ladies? This guy.

Bingo brings out the worst in humanity. The competitive thrill of shouting “BINGO!” when finding out you’ve won is unlike any feeling known to man. Elderly men and women bask in the glory of playing and winning this game but the fact that a western Pennsylvania man cheated, claimed to have bingo and collected the prize jackpot while playing at Mary Mother of Hope’s parish hall about an hour outside of Pittsburgh is downright right despicable.

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MSNBC
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Hit-and-Run Teen Criminal Caught After Boasting on Facebook

In Oregon last week, a 14-year-old boy driving a stolen passenger van lost control and slammed into a SUV, critically injuring the other driver. The teen fled the scene but was caught the next day after — get this — boasting about his escape on Facebook.

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Rip was Ripped – Classic Mugshot Revisited!

"If you want to have a dodge ball victory, you've got to grab it by it's haunches and hump it into submission".

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball".

Great quotes from one of my favorite actors...Rip Torn. One of the greatest names in Hollywood too! He's turning 81 today! So in honor of his b-day, I thought I would share his mugshot from a few years ago, taken after he got drunk and attempted to "withdraw" money from a bank, brandishing a handgun.

Ain't it a thing of beauty?

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Dumbest Bank Robber Ever Shoots Himself in the Foot [VIDEO]

Earlier this week, a group of men stormed a bank in Parana, Brazil and made off with approximately $16,000. It was the perfect heist — until one of the robbers clumsily shot himself in the foot. (No joke.)

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