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SF 49’ers Linebacker Aldon Smith Arrested at LAX For Being Completely F**king Stupid
SF 49’ers Linebacker Aldon Smith Arrested at LAX For Being Completely F**king Stupid
SF 49’ers Linebacker Aldon Smith Arrested at LAX For Being Completely F**king Stupid
Linebacker Aldon Smith of the 49ers was arrested by police Sunday at Los Angeles International Airport and booked for making a false report of a bomb threat. Smith was going through security screening at Terminal 1 around 2 p.m. Sunday "when he made a comment indicating that he was in possession of a bomb," according to Los Angeles Police Department Sgt...
Texas Woman Calls Police Because She Was Unhappy With Her Pot Purchase.
Texas Woman Calls Police Because She Was Unhappy With Her Pot Purchase.
Texas Woman Calls Police Because She Was Unhappy With Her Pot Purchase.
Police in East Texas have arrested a woman after she called them to complain about the quality of the marijuana she had purchased from a dealer. Lufkin police Sgt. David Casper said Monday that an officer went to the home of 37-year-old Evelyn Hamilton to hear her complaint that the dealer refused to return her money after she objected that the drug was substandard...
James Franco Caught Trolling Instagram for Underage Girls
James Franco Caught Trolling Instagram for Underage Girls
James Franco Caught Trolling Instagram for Underage Girls
In what will surely be explained off as performance art or eventually in a NY Times long read, James Franco tried to pick up a 17-year-old girl via Instagram. Following his Of Mice Or Men performance on Broadway, a fan took a video and photos of him outside the theater, and he asked her to tag him in it...
Steve-O Does Backflip into San Antonio Riverwalk….And Regrets it.
Steve-O Does Backflip into San Antonio Riverwalk….And Regrets it.
Steve-O Does Backflip into San Antonio Riverwalk….And Regrets it.
Former Jackass star, and past Morning Rehab guest Steve-O recently visited San Antonio and thought it would be a great idea to backflip off a bridge right into the famous River Walk. He immediately regretted it. Beside the fact that the River Walk water is notoriously disgusting looking, it's also only 4 feet deep...
2 Dead and 23 Injured at Austin’s SXSW Overnight.
2 Dead and 23 Injured at Austin’s SXSW Overnight.
2 Dead and 23 Injured at Austin’s SXSW Overnight.
Austin police are investigating a deadly crash during the busy South by Southwest festival. Police Chief Art Acevedo says the accident started as a DWI stop at a gas station on the Interstate 35 access road. The suspect reportedly drove off, heading the wrong way down 9th Street, which is a one-way street, turned onto Red River and crashed into a busy crowd at 11th street...
Houston Students Arrested in San Antonio for Breaking into Seaworld…..For Ice Cream?
Houston Students Arrested in San Antonio for Breaking into Seaworld…..For Ice Cream?
Houston Students Arrested in San Antonio for Breaking into Seaworld…..For Ice Cream?
According to police, the men claim it was a college prank. A security guard spotted the group of men early Wednesday morning. The guard caught one of them, while police managed to catch up to the second man and arrest him. Officers said they found the men eating ice cream, outside a storage area that had been broken into...
John Stockbauer Sonic Robbed Overnight
John Stockbauer Sonic Robbed Overnight
John Stockbauer Sonic Robbed Overnight
Victoria police were investigating a robbery early Thursday at the Sonic Drive-In restaurant on Houston Highway. Many details about the crime were not readily available. And it’s unclear whether anyone was hurt during the robbery, which was reported to police at 11:47 p...

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