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Ashley Hunter, Orlando DeWitt
Fargo Police Department
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Man Stabbed for Refusing to Switch Positions During Threesome

Cupid's arrow wasn't the only sharp object wounding people in the mood for love this Valentine's season.

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O.J. Simpson Sentenced In Kidnapping, Robbery Trial
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O.J. Simpson Throws Super Bowl Bash Behind Bars … Oh and He May Be Gay Now

Not only can O.J. Simpson fly his way around airports, but it seems he's finding the penal system as easily navigable.

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Man Loses His Eye in a Bar Fight…and Then Again in Court

There are a few important things to consider before going out and getting into a bar fight: one, there is no such thing as a fair fight, especially where drunkards are concerned; you will be hit with both foreign and domestic glass objects. Two: there is a really good chance you will end up in jail and possibly even prison. Three: it is possible for a man to get hit hard enough to cause his eyeball to come flying out of the socket.

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Slash vs. Van Halen Argument Lands Couple In Jail

Conventional wisdom says that when it comes to relationships, opposites attract. Besides keeping things interesting, differences of opinion often lead to engaging, mind-expanding discussions.

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Kimberly R. Margeson
Yates County Sherrif's Office
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World’s Creepiest Mom French Kissed Jailed Son to Pass Him Drugs

Things got awkward when 54-year-old Kimberly Margeson visited her 30-year-old son William Partridge at the Yates County jail in upstate New York.

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Guy Fired For Getting in Argument Over Work Printer and Threatening to ‘Shoot Up the Place Like Newtown’

In the heat of argument, people sometimes say some dumb things. For example, I once got in an disagreement with a coworker and told him that I was going to piss in his coffee. I didn't mean to say that. I meant to say "in his desk drawer" but it was all cleared up the next day when he reached into his desk drawer. He was so surprised he spit out the cup of piss I made him!

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Prisoner Caught with Ringing Cell Phone in His Butt

You’ve heard of hemorrhoids, but it sounds like a prisoner in Sri Lanka may have come down with a case of hemo-Droids.

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William Partridge, Kimberly Margeson
Yates County Sheriff's Department
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Gross! Mother Slips Jailed Son Drugs in Open-Mouthed Kiss

All mothers love their sons, but some are more affectionate than others.

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Todd Helton DUI
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Todd Helton Gets a DUI, Drove Drunk to Get Lotto Tickets

Colorado Rockies superstar Todd Helton is one of the greatest hitters of his generation, thanks in large part to his keen eye at the plate. Unfortunately, the same cannot be said about his mugshot. The 39-year-old first baseman was arrested early Wednesday morning at a Colorado gas station for allegedly driving drunk.

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Rude Girl Flips Off Judge, Gets 30 Days in Lockup

Left on her own without legal representation, this girl (who was awaiting arraignment for a first arrest) was in over her head. It probably also didn't help that she didn't get the sobering reality of being physically present in court to knock some sense into her, since this is a video arraignment taking place from jail, where she is nervous and surrounded by other inmates. Oh, and it doesn't help that this judge is clearly some kind of jerk.

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Drunk Man Pees in Cop Car, But Don’t Worry — He Was Wearing a Diaper

We're no experts, but we imagine that dealing with drunken idiots is every cop's least favorite part of the job, especially guys like the dude about at Oktoberfest, or the Seattle man who recently peed in the back of a patrol car on Sunday while being transported to jail. Hey, can you blame him? At least he was wearing a diaper at the time.

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Drunken Jerk Drops Pants, Spanks Off, Sings for Police

Across the bayou, it is not difficult to find a crossbreed of stark-raving mad drunkards and dive bar sideshows aggressively humping the legs off civil society. Unfortunately, when there is nothing civilized left for these gutter fiends to devour besides the skin in between their teeth, the only hope for the rest of us is that soon the flood waters will rise again and bury these beasts at sea.

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