Contact Us
Dumb Criminals

Dumb Criminals - Page 15

Beer in pants
YouTube
[

Man Claims Stolen Beer Is His Wiener

In a wicked world of dishonest boozehounds and ripple junkies, one should never be too surprised by the size of the cojones on these shifty characters; that is, unless the bulge in their pants carries a striking resemblance to a couple cans of beer. At that point, you can rest assure that you are being ripped off. 

Read More

Clifford Smith
Spartanburg County Sheriff's Office
[

Enraged Man Beats Woman in Wheelchair for Eating Last Piece of Chicken

Some people have no clue how to treat the handicapped.

Read More

Cookies
[

Thugs Destroy $2,500 Worth of Girl Scout Cookies

This is not the way the cookie is supposed to crumble.

Read More

Category: Dumb Criminals, News Tags:
Victoria Police Department
Victoria Police Department
[

Tuesday Transgression-Your Crime Stoppers Crime of the Week

Victoria Crime Stoppers and the Victoria Police Department need help to identify the person responsible for an aggravated robbery.

On March 2nd,  Police responded to the Stripes lconvenience store at 302 N. Navarro in reference to an aggravated robbery.  At approximately 12:20 a.m. a Hispanic male wearing a white long sleeve shirt with the front pulled up over his face entered the store.  The male displayed a weapon and demanded money for the clerk. The suspect was unable to open the cash drawer so he fled the location with the drawer.

Read More

Cookies
[

Hungry Thieves Steal $19,000 Worth of Girl Scout Cookies

Call if the great cookie caper.

Read More

Pie Eating Man
Matt Cardy, Getty Images
[

Man Arrested After Breaking Into Restaurant, Eating 16 Slices of Pie and Falling Asleep

A man broke into a Baltimore fast-food restaurant last month and ate 16 slices of pie before falling asleep and being captured, police say. Baltimore police responded to a break-in at a Popeye's chicken restaurant on Feb. 19, whereupon they found a 62-year-old man asleep on the floor of the establishme

Read More

Bryant Smith
Cook County Sheriff
[

Bonehead Pranks Ex-Wife By Placing 18 Fake Pizza Deliveries to Her House

To make a joke about how Bryant Smith will be convicted in 30 minutes or less is like picking the lowest hanging fruit on the comedy tree, but we're not all that tall, folks.

Read More

[

Man Calls 911 Nine Times to Request a Cheeseburger-Your Dumbass of the Day

There is just something about fast food that makes people abuse 911. In the past, folks have been arrested after calling emergency services to report problems with their orders at Burger King, McDonald's, Subway and Hardee's.

Read More

Crying Man
iStockphoto
[

World’s Horniest Man Has His $6,500 Adult Video Collection Stolen

Stolen porn -- two words that can send shivers down the spine of any red-blooded man.

Read More

Category: Dumb Criminals, News, Weird News Tags:
Stripper
[

Mother Who Hired Strippers for Teen Son’s Birthday Party Probably Wishes She Hadn’t

Most teens don’t think their moms are cool, but you can bet this kid in South Glens Falls, NY thinks his mother is awesome.

Read More

Lemur
George County Sheriff/ Dave Beldsoe, Flickr
[

Thief Arrested After Trying To Ransom Stolen Lemur

James Edward Welborn Jr. probably didn't have primate theft on his mind when he broke into Julie Harris's home in Mobile, Alabama.

Read More

Ashley Hunter, Orlando DeWitt
Fargo Police Department
[

Man Stabbed for Refusing to Switch Positions During Threesome

Cupid's arrow wasn't the only sharp object wounding people in the mood for love this Valentine's season.

Read More

It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on . To keep your personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you. To activate your account, please confirm your password. When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.

Forgot your password?

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing VIP profile. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to http://classicrock1069.com using your original account information.

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

Please fill out the information below to help us provide you a better experience.

(Forgot your password?)

Not a member? Sign up here

Sign up for All Access Pass quickly by connecting your Facebook account. It's just as secure and no password to remember!

Sign up to have exclusive All Access Pass contests, events, coupons, presales, and much more delivered to you for FREE.