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Teen Crashes Stolen Strawberry Filled Semi-Trailer And Blames It All on Zombies

It's unclear exactly what exactly Jerimiah Hartline was on last Saturday night, but it's safe to say it was pretty strong.

In his altered state the 19-year-old from Tennessee decided to steal a big rig full of strawberries that had been parked in a weigh station at a Rainbow, California rest stop.

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April Fools
Hampton Police
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Woman Arrested For April Fool’s Day Robbery Prank

It's becoming harder and harder to pull a good April Fool's Day prank. We blame the internet for this, as not long after you log on you are reminded of the tricky nature of April 1 and thus put your guard up.

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Delaina Garling
WPVI
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Angry Mother with a Grudge Begs Daughter, 7, to Pepper Spray Dollar Store Employees

Don’t let others fight your battles for you – especially not your seven-year-old daughter.

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What the…?! Mother Arrested for Letting 22-Month-Old Smoke from a Bong

The world’s worst mother may very well live in Centralia, Washington.

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Man Whose Bucket List Included Going to Jail Finally Gets His Wish

Should going to jail really be a life goal? Obie Cargile thinks so.

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Flickr/StevenDepolo
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Pantsless Drunk Driver Attempts to Get Away in Power Wheels Toy Truck, Fails

An Arkansas woman is facing charges of public intoxication and disorderly conduct after allegedly crashing her car into a mobile home and attempting to make a pantless escape on a child's battery-powered toy truck.

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YouTube
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Man Claims Stolen Beer Is His Wiener

In a wicked world of dishonest boozehounds and ripple junkies, one should never be too surprised by the size of the cojones on these shifty characters; that is, unless the bulge in their pants carries a striking resemblance to a couple cans of beer. At that point, you can rest assure that you are being ripped off. 

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Clifford Smith
Spartanburg County Sheriff's Office
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Enraged Man Beats Woman in Wheelchair for Eating Last Piece of Chicken

Some people have no clue how to treat the handicapped.

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Cookies
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Thugs Destroy $2,500 Worth of Girl Scout Cookies

This is not the way the cookie is supposed to crumble.

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Victoria Police Department
Victoria Police Department
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Tuesday Transgression-Your Crime Stoppers Crime of the Week

Victoria Crime Stoppers and the Victoria Police Department need help to identify the person responsible for an aggravated robbery.

On March 2nd,  Police responded to the Stripes lconvenience store at 302 N. Navarro in reference to an aggravated robbery.  At approximately 12:20 a.m. a Hispanic male wearing a white long sleeve shirt with the front pulled up over his face entered the store.  The male displayed a weapon and demanded money for the clerk. The suspect was unable to open the cash drawer so he fled the location with the drawer.

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Hungry Thieves Steal $19,000 Worth of Girl Scout Cookies

Call if the great cookie caper.

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Pie Eating Man
Matt Cardy, Getty Images
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Man Arrested After Breaking Into Restaurant, Eating 16 Slices of Pie and Falling Asleep

A man broke into a Baltimore fast-food restaurant last month and ate 16 slices of pie before falling asleep and being captured, police say. Baltimore police responded to a break-in at a Popeye's chicken restaurant on Feb. 19, whereupon they found a 62-year-old man asleep on the floor of the establishme

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