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Etta Lopez
Sacramento County Sheriff's Office
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Woman Slaps Cop So She’ll Go to Jail and Stop Smoking in Most Hair-Brained Scheme Ever

A woman in Sacramento, California is about to become the cigarette butt of many jokes.

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Fire
iStockphoto
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Dad Not Invited to Picnic Sets House on Fire Because That’s the Most Reasonable Thing to Do

A man in a Poland has found himself to be a favorite in the contest for “overreaction of the year.”

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Burglar
Photos.com
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Burglar Calls Cops While Burgling, to Report Imaginary Burglar

Marius Ionescu is a burglar who likes to work alone.

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idiot on board stupid
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When All Else Fails……Check Craigslist

 

OK, I've been guilty of really wanting something but not taking the time to go looking for it.  But for someone in our city, not only did they not want to take the time to go looking for it.  T

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Zombie
Peter MacDiarmid, Getty Images
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Teen Crashes Stolen Strawberry Filled Semi-Trailer And Blames It All on Zombies

It's unclear exactly what exactly Jerimiah Hartline was on last Saturday night, but it's safe to say it was pretty strong.

In his altered state the 19-year-old from Tennessee decided to steal a big rig full of strawberries that had been parked in a weigh station at a Rainbow, California rest stop.

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April Fools
Hampton Police
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Woman Arrested For April Fool’s Day Robbery Prank

It's becoming harder and harder to pull a good April Fool's Day prank. We blame the internet for this, as not long after you log on you are reminded of the tricky nature of April 1 and thus put your guard up.

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Delaina Garling
WPVI
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Angry Mother with a Grudge Begs Daughter, 7, to Pepper Spray Dollar Store Employees

Don’t let others fight your battles for you – especially not your seven-year-old daughter.

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What the…?! Mother Arrested for Letting 22-Month-Old Smoke from a Bong

The world’s worst mother may very well live in Centralia, Washington.

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Man Whose Bucket List Included Going to Jail Finally Gets His Wish

Should going to jail really be a life goal? Obie Cargile thinks so.

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Flickr/StevenDepolo
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Pantsless Drunk Driver Attempts to Get Away in Power Wheels Toy Truck, Fails

An Arkansas woman is facing charges of public intoxication and disorderly conduct after allegedly crashing her car into a mobile home and attempting to make a pantless escape on a child's battery-powered toy truck.

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Beer in pants
YouTube
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Man Claims Stolen Beer Is His Wiener

In a wicked world of dishonest boozehounds and ripple junkies, one should never be too surprised by the size of the cojones on these shifty characters; that is, unless the bulge in their pants carries a striking resemblance to a couple cans of beer. At that point, you can rest assure that you are being ripped off. 

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Clifford Smith
Spartanburg County Sheriff's Office
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Enraged Man Beats Woman in Wheelchair for Eating Last Piece of Chicken

Some people have no clue how to treat the handicapped.

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