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Ribs
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Man Steals $35 Worth of Ribs, Goes to Jail for 50 Years

What’s that they say about the punishment fitting the crime?

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UFC Fan Chokehold
News10.net
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UFC Fan Uses Guillotine Choke To Stop Carjacking

The rise of UFC has had an impact on the American sports landscape, but it also might help fight crime. Need proof? Ask Shron Antoine Jones, an alleged carjacker in Stockton, Caliornia who wound up in a guillotine choke hold when he tried to steal the SUV of UFC fan Abel Simmons.

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High Schooler Busted After Changing Fellow Student's Name in Yearbook
Columbia Police Dept.
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High Schooler Changes Fellow Student’s Name in Yearbook to Lewd Term, Gets Busted

Missouri high school student Kaitlyn Booth probably thought she was pulling off the mother of all pranks when she changed a fellow student's last name to an offensive term in the school's yearbook, but now the joke's on her. Booth has been arrested and could be charged with a felony.

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Mother
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Irate Mom Who Mooned School Bus Is Going to Jail

We all know taking the school bus can be tough for kids, but who knew it could be so rough for parents?

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Victoria Advocate
Victoria Advocate
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Naked Man Arrested at Victoria Mall

Victoria police officers arrested a San Antonio man Sunday afternoon for running naked and screaming "nonsense" at Victoria Mall.

Police Sgt. Jay Strauss said Rene Esparza, 40, was arrested about 2:15 p

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Bus
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Thief Steals Purse, Gets Hit by Bus, Re-Thinks Career Options

What comes around goes around. And sometimes, it comes around much quicker than you expect.

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Student Fakes His Own Kidnapping to Hide Failing Grade
Fulton County Jail
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College Student Fakes Own Kidnapping to Hide Failing Grade

Nobody likes sharing bad report cards with parents, but one college student in Atlanta gets high marks for creativity by faking his own kidnapping to hide a failing grade.

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Mom Puts Son Up for Adoption on Craigslist
Houston Police Department
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Houston Mom in Running for Worst Mom in the World for Putting Three-Year-Old Son Up for Adoption on Craigslist

Craigslist is a great resource for meeting people and buying and selling almost anything. But when it comes to giving away children, there are probably better ways. That didn't stop a Houston, Texas woman from offering her three-year-old for adoption on the service, however.

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Phillip Roger Bennett
WBHF
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What the…? Man Burns Down Neighbor’s House Because He Didn’t Cut His Lawn

If you have good neighbors, consider yourself lucky.

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Caleb Lawrence McGillvar, aka "Kai the Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker"
Caleb Lawrence McGillvar, aka "Kai the Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker" (Union County Prosecutor's Office)
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Internet Celebrity ‘Kai The Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker’ Arrested In Philadelphia For NJ Murder

Internet celebrity "Kai The Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker," also known as Caleb Lawrence McGillvary, has been arrested  for the murder of a Clark, NJ man.

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Al Roker
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Man Breaks Into Supermarket and Eats 57 Cans of Whipped Cream

Trevor Runyon took a trip to the grocery store no one will soon forget.

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Etta Lopez
Sacramento County Sheriff's Office
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Woman Slaps Cop So She’ll Go to Jail and Stop Smoking in Most Hair-Brained Scheme Ever

A woman in Sacramento, California is about to become the cigarette butt of many jokes.

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