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Thugs Destroy $2,500 Worth of Girl Scout Cookies

This is not the way the cookie is supposed to crumble.

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Victoria Police Department
Victoria Police Department
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Tuesday Transgression-Your Crime Stoppers Crime of the Week

Victoria Crime Stoppers and the Victoria Police Department need help to identify the person responsible for an aggravated robbery.

On March 2nd,  Police responded to the Stripes lconvenience store at 302 N. Navarro in reference to an aggravated robbery.  At approximately 12:20 a.m. a Hispanic male wearing a white long sleeve shirt with the front pulled up over his face entered the store.  The male displayed a weapon and demanded money for the clerk. The suspect was unable to open the cash drawer so he fled the location with the drawer.

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Hungry Thieves Steal $19,000 Worth of Girl Scout Cookies

Call if the great cookie caper.

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Man Arrested After Breaking Into Restaurant, Eating 16 Slices of Pie and Falling Asleep

A man broke into a Baltimore fast-food restaurant last month and ate 16 slices of pie before falling asleep and being captured, police say. Baltimore police responded to a break-in at a Popeye's chicken restaurant on Feb. 19, whereupon they found a 62-year-old man asleep on the floor of the establishme

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Bryant Smith
Cook County Sheriff
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Bonehead Pranks Ex-Wife By Placing 18 Fake Pizza Deliveries to Her House

To make a joke about how Bryant Smith will be convicted in 30 minutes or less is like picking the lowest hanging fruit on the comedy tree, but we're not all that tall, folks.

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Man Calls 911 Nine Times to Request a Cheeseburger-Your Dumbass of the Day

There is just something about fast food that makes people abuse 911. In the past, folks have been arrested after calling emergency services to report problems with their orders at Burger King, McDonald's, Subway and Hardee's.

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World’s Horniest Man Has His $6,500 Adult Video Collection Stolen

Stolen porn -- two words that can send shivers down the spine of any red-blooded man.

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Mother Who Hired Strippers for Teen Son’s Birthday Party Probably Wishes She Hadn’t

Most teens don’t think their moms are cool, but you can bet this kid in South Glens Falls, NY thinks his mother is awesome.

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Thief Arrested After Trying To Ransom Stolen Lemur

James Edward Welborn Jr. probably didn't have primate theft on his mind when he broke into Julie Harris's home in Mobile, Alabama.

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Ashley Hunter, Orlando DeWitt
Fargo Police Department
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Man Stabbed for Refusing to Switch Positions During Threesome

Cupid's arrow wasn't the only sharp object wounding people in the mood for love this Valentine's season.

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O.J. Simpson Sentenced In Kidnapping, Robbery Trial
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O.J. Simpson Throws Super Bowl Bash Behind Bars … Oh and He May Be Gay Now

Not only can O.J. Simpson fly his way around airports, but it seems he's finding the penal system as easily navigable.

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Man Loses His Eye in a Bar Fight…and Then Again in Court

There are a few important things to consider before going out and getting into a bar fight: one, there is no such thing as a fair fight, especially where drunkards are concerned; you will be hit with both foreign and domestic glass objects. Two: there is a really good chance you will end up in jail and possibly even prison. Three: it is possible for a man to get hit hard enough to cause his eyeball to come flying out of the socket.

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