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What the…?! Mother Arrested for Letting 22-Month-Old Smoke from a Bong

The world’s worst mother may very well live in Centralia, Washington.

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Man Whose Bucket List Included Going to Jail Finally Gets His Wish

Should going to jail really be a life goal? Obie Cargile thinks so.

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Pantsless Drunk Driver Attempts to Get Away in Power Wheels Toy Truck, Fails

An Arkansas woman is facing charges of public intoxication and disorderly conduct after allegedly crashing her car into a mobile home and attempting to make a pantless escape on a child's battery-powered toy truck.

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Man Claims Stolen Beer Is His Wiener

In a wicked world of dishonest boozehounds and ripple junkies, one should never be too surprised by the size of the cojones on these shifty characters; that is, unless the bulge in their pants carries a striking resemblance to a couple cans of beer. At that point, you can rest assure that you are being ripped off. 

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Clifford Smith
Spartanburg County Sheriff's Office
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Enraged Man Beats Woman in Wheelchair for Eating Last Piece of Chicken

Some people have no clue how to treat the handicapped.

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Thugs Destroy $2,500 Worth of Girl Scout Cookies

This is not the way the cookie is supposed to crumble.

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Victoria Police Department
Victoria Police Department
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Tuesday Transgression-Your Crime Stoppers Crime of the Week

Victoria Crime Stoppers and the Victoria Police Department need help to identify the person responsible for an aggravated robbery.

On March 2nd,  Police responded to the Stripes lconvenience store at 302 N. Navarro in reference to an aggravated robbery.  At approximately 12:20 a.m. a Hispanic male wearing a white long sleeve shirt with the front pulled up over his face entered the store.  The male displayed a weapon and demanded money for the clerk. The suspect was unable to open the cash drawer so he fled the location with the drawer.

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Hungry Thieves Steal $19,000 Worth of Girl Scout Cookies

Call if the great cookie caper.

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Man Arrested After Breaking Into Restaurant, Eating 16 Slices of Pie and Falling Asleep

A man broke into a Baltimore fast-food restaurant last month and ate 16 slices of pie before falling asleep and being captured, police say. Baltimore police responded to a break-in at a Popeye's chicken restaurant on Feb. 19, whereupon they found a 62-year-old man asleep on the floor of the establishme

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Bryant Smith
Cook County Sheriff
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Bonehead Pranks Ex-Wife By Placing 18 Fake Pizza Deliveries to Her House

To make a joke about how Bryant Smith will be convicted in 30 minutes or less is like picking the lowest hanging fruit on the comedy tree, but we're not all that tall, folks.

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Man Calls 911 Nine Times to Request a Cheeseburger-Your Dumbass of the Day

There is just something about fast food that makes people abuse 911. In the past, folks have been arrested after calling emergency services to report problems with their orders at Burger King, McDonald's, Subway and Hardee's.

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World’s Horniest Man Has His $6,500 Adult Video Collection Stolen

Stolen porn -- two words that can send shivers down the spine of any red-blooded man.

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