Dumb Criminals

Well, there's a headline you don't see too often.

The dumbing down of America continues folks.  At last night's St. Louis Cardinals/Seattle Mariners game at SafeCo Field in Seattle another one of America's brightest let their dim light shine. It was in the top of the 5th inning when some idiot jumped down onto the field and wouldn't you know...

Florida...it's always Florida. Police were called to a popular Key West bar. According to a Key West police incident report, Sandra Stoner, 55, and her boyfriend, Richard McBride, 53, both of Naples, were drinking at the bar with friends when they got into an argument with another couple about a fart...

This guy's pants make a great meat locker.

You know that dream where you show up to school naked? This is worse. So. Much. Worse.

In Lutz Florida (when is it NOT Florida?) two people were injured over Memorial Day weekend in a case of apparent road rage and, in the day of camera phones, it was caught on video. The person who took the video says he was in utter shock after seeing a driver run over the two bikers...

IKEA, ABBA and meatballs aren't the only thing Sweden is known for. Now, the country has the distinction of being home to the world's most bumbling robbers.

Meanwhile in Houston... You hear about road rage all the time. And thanks to cell phones we get to see the videos posted online within minutes of the event taking place. And this is literally no different except...it happened in Houston...

This is the worst dine and dash ever.

Guess you can say this guy had a real beef with his brother.

As if Johnny Football wasn't enough of a dumpster fire how about we add a little fuel to that inferno. Yes that's right, Johnny Manziel is in the headlines again. This time the NFL draft bust is being indicted on misdemeanor assault charges stemming from a domestic confrontation with his then girlfriend Colleen Crowley back in January of this year...

These two only have eyes for each other.