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Most Dangerous Midnight Snack Ever!

A woman fell asleep in the drive-thru of a McDonald's restaurant, Houston police said. She told officers she took an Ambien sleeping pill, was still in a 'dream state,' and didn't know where she was according to investigators on the scene

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Teen Thieves Indentify Themselves in Photo Booth Pics
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Dumb Teens Steal Credit Card, Take Photo Booth Pics With It

A group of teens in Maryland accused of credit card theft have been identified thanks to incriminating photo booth pics they took of themselves holding the card. Oh well. No one ever said you had to be smart to commit fraud.

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Florida Man Goes To Jail After Feud Over How To…..What?!?!?

It's summertime here in the Crossroads and across the northern hemisphere. That means a few things to us in the south....Ice cream man, swimming pools, beach trips and of course Kool Aid induced rages

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Drunk Driver Will Pay the Price for Boneheaded Plan to Run Over Police Officer

A man found himself with some Whopper-sized trouble when police stopped him for drunk driving at a Burger King drive-thru.

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Woman Jumps From Roof of Gas Station….Gets Airlifted to the Hospital

It just be raining dumb bitches in Angleton, TX. The small town of roughly 30,000 people is the county seat of Brazoria County....and just so happens to be where I grew up.

A 21-year-old woman traveling with her parents was airlifted to a Houston hospital after jumping from the roof of a gas station Sunday afternoon, police said

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Furious Man Stupidly Calls Police to Complain About Ugly Prostitute He Hired

Buyer, beware.

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Naked Man Shows Off His Sweet Gynmastics Skills In San Francisco Subway Station (NSFW)

A few weeks ago, a man decided to stroll on down to the 16th street subway station in San Francisco. Not anything out of the ordinary right? Well this particular individual decided that his clothes were just too much of a hassle and so he did what any red-blooded, extremely unstable American would do

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Lovesick Thief Learns the Hard Way Not to Steal During Live News Report

Getting dumped was just the beginning of this guy's problems.

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South Park Video Game Guy
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Man Demands To Go to Jail After Running Out of Video Games

A man under house arrest in New Zealand wanted to go to jail because he’d run out of video games to play. What the Halo was he thinking?

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'The Price Is Right'
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Boneheaded Woman Collecting Workers Comp Caught on ‘The Price Is Right’

The price was definitely not right.

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Man Steals $35 Worth of Ribs, Goes to Jail for 50 Years

What’s that they say about the punishment fitting the crime?

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UFC Fan Chokehold
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UFC Fan Uses Guillotine Choke To Stop Carjacking

The rise of UFC has had an impact on the American sports landscape, but it also might help fight crime. Need proof? Ask Shron Antoine Jones, an alleged carjacker in Stockton, Caliornia who wound up in a guillotine choke hold when he tried to steal the SUV of UFC fan Abel Simmons.

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