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Woman Jumps From Moving Car When She Realized She Wasn’t Alone
A Syracuse Indiana woman is waking up this morning without a vehicle after she jumped out of her moving car because she just happen to glance over and found a rather large spider hitching a ride on her shoulder.
35-year-old Angela Kipp, was backing the car out of her driveway on September 18 when she…
Funniest MMA Commentary Ever
I'll admit it. I don't watch MMA very often. The fights always seem so one sided to me I don't know what it is but to me it's a lot like boxing. It's just lost it's luster to me anyway.
However, with commentary like this I'd probably watch it just for the immatur…
There is Now a Dating App for People Who Love Bacon
Oscar Mayer‘s latest gimmick is a dating app to help bacon lovers meet one another. Or in this case MEAT one another....see what I did there?
The app is called Sizzl and it uses GPS to find other app users locally or nationwide, and similar to the way Tinder works, users “like” photos they find smok…
Hosts of The View Openly Mock Nurse Pageant Contestant
Two hosts on “The View,” are receiving backlash after poking fun at Miss Colorado Kelley Johnson and her Miss America monologue about being a nurse.
Comedian and co-host Michelle Collins stated that the contestant basically just came on stage and started citing her emails.…
Anheuser Busch to Buy Miller?
It appears the two brewing powerhouses are all set to combine forces and become the single largest beer maker in the world. Or maybe not. It appears Miller knows nothing about the plan for AB to purchase their company. Weird I know.
f a deal goes ahead, it will create a $245 billion global giant i…
Man Assaults Woman With His Hot Meat
Titles can be deceiving. However, this is exactly what happened at a Kentucky BBQ cookoff this past weekend.
Apparently Mike Owings, a competitor in the cookoff, has been charged with endangerment for having a dispute with a female competitor and instead of talking it out, he grabbed a 250 degree br…
High School Football Game is a Defensive Nightmare
We've all watched football games where we thought "Wow, defense needs to wake up". Well that goes without saying in a game in PA over the weekend where Meadville outscored DuBois 107-90....yes 107-90
Journey Brown, a running back for Meadville ran for a whopping 722 yards and …
Worst Tow Truck Driver…..EVER
I know tow truck and wrecker drivers usually get a bad rap. I've been accused of tossing out a few f bombs when one of them barrels past me to get to a wreck almost causing one of their own. However, I understand they have a job to do and in most cases they do it well...
Rude Customer Gets Slight Taste of Karma (Video)
If you've ever worked in retail or food service you know there is no shortage of rude customers. Mistakes happen, I get that, but I've never been so upset over a food mistake that I thought the crew needed to be belittled.
Enter Robobitch...
How Not to Ride A Harley For the First Time
OK, It's not fair to say it's his first time on a motorcycle but all the evidence points to just that. First off, he didn't make sure it was in neutral before he started it which was glaringly obvious by the sudden lunge when he took his hand off the clutch...

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