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Meet the Loneliest ATM Machine on the Planet
Although it wouldn't seem like it...Antarctica is a place where money does matter. Despite the God awful temperatures, the risk of being eaten by 2000 pound elephant seals and months on end of seemingly endless darkness, life goes on in the most remote part of the world...
Playboy Will No Longer Feature Nude Pictures…..Just Articles
OK guys. Those of you who claim to only buy Playboy magazine for the articles you're about to have to put your money where your mouth is. The publication, which is infamous for featuring beautiful women (and sometimes celebrities) wearing nothing but a smile, has decided to do away with the n…
Mystery Lady Caught Snorting Cocaine at Astros Playoff Game
Yeah so this happened yesterday at the Astros playoff game. Apparently, one fan caught a mystery woman snorting something during a break in the action yesterday.
In her defense we honestly can't say for certain that it's cocaine. But judging by the motions and the fact the you can actuall…
Possible Shark Attack Helps Man Discover He Had Cancer
Eugene Finney was visiting his parents in Huntington Beach, CA a couple of months ago when he decided to go for a swim in the ocean. The surf was pretty high that day he remembers. A 10-12 foot wave came barreling toward him and instead of taking the massive wave head on, he decided to dive under…
Taylor Swift Curse Has Baseball Fans Freaking Out
We knew she was trouble when she walked in! Apparently Taylor Swift is leaving a path of destruction at major league ballparks all over the country and fans are crying foul. See that? Two puns in 1 sentence? I digress...
It seems after the country/pop princess has a concert at a major league ball…
MMA Fighter Craps All Over the Sport……Literally
An MMA fighter literally had the crap beat out of him last week. Travis Wolford lost control of his bowels after taking several fists, elbows and getting choked out. Watch as his innards explode all over the mat.
Word has it Wolford attended a chili festival the night before...
McDonald’s Launches All Day Breakfast Menu Today
Gone are the days of feverishly trying to make it to McDonald's before their 10:30 am breakfast cut off. Who hasn't been in the drive thru line at 10:25 sweating bullets hoping you can make it to the speaker before they tell you you're out of luck...
Burger King’s New Halloween Whopper May Turn Your Poop Green
Looks like Burger King is getting in on the trick or treating a little early this year and the trick is on us.
A couple of weeks ago, the fast food giant launched a new Halloween Whopper sandwich featuring all the classic insides....meat, cheese, something resembling vegetables etc...
Saints Pick Up First Win of the Season Against Ailing Cowboys
Drew Brees bailed out kicker Zach Hocker in a HUGE way on Sunday. Brees would connect with C.J. Spillar for an 80-yard catch and run touchdown in overtime to hand the Cowboys their 2nd straight loss of the season. Did we mention that TD pass from Brees was his 400th of his career...

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