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Who’s the Hot Girl in the Lowe’s Commercial?

Lowe’s has been big on bringing couples together by showing them teaming up to tackle home improvement. Their latest spot features a guy and his girl tearing apart their place with sledgehammers to, as The Phantoms song points out, ‘make it beautiful’. No need to spruc

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Pee-Wee Herman Dubs ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Trailer

Even the most diehard of fanboys must be sick of all the ‘Dark Knight’ teasers and promos flooding their respective Batcaves. Just when you think you’ve hit your limit, ‘Late Night with Jimmy Fallon’ reaches into its utility belt and pulls out this ridiculous re-dub of the ‘Dark Knight Rises’ trailer voiced by everyone’s favorite playpal Pee-Wee Herman.

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Kentessa — Today’s SuicideGirl

We featured Kentessa back in early March — now the 20 year old production assistant from Dallas is back to let us know that she likes to be in charge, but also likes it when the man takes control. Since her fantasy is school-themed, we order her to come to our office IMMEDIATELY following class.

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Shantal Monique — Babe of the Day

Shantal is a 23-year-old model and full-time student who comes to us via The Babe Spot. She was born in Seattle and now lives in Tempe, Arizona. She plans to major in biology at Arizona State University, but also has aspirations of attending graduate school and becoming an actress.

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Lawita Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl

Meet Lawita — a 20-year-old vegan from Buenos Aires, Argentina who’s into ‘necking’, video games, and movies starring Al Pacino and Arnold Schwarzenegger. We have a feeling she’ll be a big fan of the Al Pacino and Arnold Schwarzenegger prank call (NSFW). What if they squared off?

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Tonee Walker, the ‘Buxom Bandit,’ Turns Her ‘Accomplices’ In

News of a busty burglar known as the ‘Buxom Bandit’ first broke July 2nd after a security camera caught the 22 year old blonde brandishing a knife and snatching money from the cashier with her bare hand, all while not wearing a mask. She recently turned herself into authorities, which means we now have a name to put to the funbags – Tonee Walker.

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