How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. We once had a girl respond to that question with, ‘What’s a polar bear?’ Either she was the best troll ever or she was dumb as rocks. We’ve found a new ice breaker that is going to become a national sensation. You thought Suck ‘n’ Blow was intense, this one might end up in a worldwide baby boom pandemic.
Though the popularity of BASEketball never really took off after the movie’s release, some vertical-minded entrepreneurs believe one of the greatest drinking games to ever come down the pike should get an infusion of basketball.
Unless you’re talking about Saturday Night Live’s spoof commercial for AM Ale, one doesn’t normally associate downing a tall, frosty brew with breakfast. Yet, Rogue Ale has gone all flip mode on everyone with their new Voodoo Doughnut Bacon Maple offering that will make mornings a little merrier.
Growing up, we always got a weird feeling watching ‘Mr. Wizard’s World’ on Nickelodeon. The old curmudgeon was full of knowledge and insight, but he imparted that brain power in the most arrogant manner. No wonder we opted for sci-fi – at least Emmett Brown’s put downs are funny.
Of all the female comedians out there, Sarah Silverman might have the biggest balls. Actually, that’s sexist. She’s got bigger beans than most male comedians. This publicity stunt could be her ballsiest move to date.
Lowe’s has been big on bringing couples together by showing them teaming up to tackle home improvement. Their latest spot features a guy and his girl tearing apart their place with sledgehammers to, as The Phantoms song points out, ‘make it beautiful’. No need to spruce u
Meet LayTee — a 21-year-old tattoo artist and model originally from southern Kentucky who now lives in California. She’s into 1970s Saturday Night Live, sketching and ‘handy men surprises.’ We suggest showing up to her place wearing one of these.
Even the most diehard of fanboys must be sick of all the ‘Dark Knight’ teasers and promos flooding their respective Batcaves. Just when you think you’ve hit your limit, ‘Late Night with Jimmy Fallon’ reaches into its utility belt and pulls out this ridiculous re-dub of the ‘Dark Knight Rises’ trailer voiced by everyone’s favorite playpal Pee-Wee Herman.
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