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Rachel Martin, Bombshell Bank Teller, Steals $72K to Pay for a Boob Job
Rachel Martin is a pioneer. We’ve heard of people pulling inside bank jobs. We’ve heard of models getting boob jobs. This is the first time we’ve ever heard of an aspiring model pulling an inside bank job so that she could get a boob job – we guess it was just a matter of time.
Man Impaled on Fence After Dodging Out on Bar Tab
There is no joy in having to pay a large bar tab, especially when there seems to be a discrepancy with the bill. However, it is well advised to just pay it – because there is even less joy in having to be removed from a fence after you impale yourself while attempting to pull the old “drink and dash” routine.
Guy Accidentally Shoots Himself in the Junk During Gun Purchase
If you are a convicted felon, there are a couple of ways to ensure another trip back to the pokey – shooting yourself in the balls with an illegal firearm is one way.
Pole-Dancing Prostitutes Are Destroying an Entire City
When street sex is your business, sometimes it’s necessary to use certain signs to let your customers know that you are open for business. However, some prostitutes in New Zealand are literally using signs to entice would be Johns’ with their pole-dancing stunts and sexual grindshows.
TSA Thinks the World’s Largest Schlong is a Terrorist Threat
If you think you have a hard time getting through airport security, wait until you try getting through it packing the world’s largest pecker – because that is exactly what happened to Jonah Falcon.
Can You Guess the Celebrity Cleavage?
Today’s celebrity cleavage belongs to a seemingly well-known television personality and literary craftswoman who, after attending Hugh Hefner’s 78th birthday party dressed in nothing but full body paint, became one of his three girlfriends.
Bill Murray Can Crash Here – The Greatest Tour That’ll Never Happen
Earlier this week, a report indicated actor Bill Murray was embarking on a 27-date “Party Crashing Tour,” where as long as you have booze, karaoke, and some sort of sign out front that states ‘Bill Murray Can Crash Here,’ he might just show up at your house looking to party
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Survey Reveals People Have Already Begun Christmas Shopping — Have You?
While it is still too hot outside for most people to get into the holiday spirit, new research suggests that more people are already trying to beat the Black Friday rush by getting a jump start on their holiday shopping.
What’s With All the Offensive Names For Booze These Days?
In reference to yet another great American booze controversy, the question has been asked – should manufacturers of alcoholic beverages like Five Wives Vodka be allowed to sell products with names that an overly uptight society will find offensive? While most booze hounds encourage it, some state lawmakers are saying “no.”
More Americans Report Seeing UFOs Than Doing This — What Is It?
This election year, it looks like there’s more of a chance the world will be annihilated by aliens than a presidential win by way of voter fraud.
Can Eating Out Make Your Significant Other Jealous?
It is not uncommon for two people that were once romantically involved with one another to get together as friends for the occasional lunch date as a means for catching up.
Hey, Ladies — Booze May Actually Be Good for Your Bones
While alcohol has been known to stretch the waistlines of men all over the world, a new study suggests that tying one on might actually be beneficial for women.
Grab a cold one because here comes the science.