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Harley Myles

15 Questions with Harley Myles

Hometown : Knoxville, Tennessee...At the foothills of the Smokey Mountains!!!  You gotta admit, my teeth are impressive for a real live hillbilly.

Birth Date : June 3rd, 1978

Sign : Yield


Marital Status : Happily married to Ashley since 2003


Kids : One beautiful little girl, born in 2006


Pets : Two vicious Weiner Dogs named Willie and Waylon


Favorite Artists and Albums : My tastes are pretty eclectic.  So I'm gonna leave that one alone.  It would take a lot of explaining.  Let's just say I love music.


First Concert Attended : David Allan Coe at "The Cotton Eyed Joe" in Knoxville.  I was fifteen, on house arrest, got in using my older cousin's I.D., and above all else...Went with my dad, on a school night!!!!  Thanks Dad!!!  Definitely not the kind of thing you ever forget.  I may have been to others before that, but I've blocked out a lot of my childhood, so who the hell knows??  The DAC show rocked.


Favorite Actors : Jack Nicholson, Edward Norton,  Jim Carrey, & Phillip Seymour Hoffman, if I had to pick only a few.


Favorite movies : Dumb & Dumber, Fight Club, American Beauty, The World According to Garp...This list could go on and on. The Secret and What the Bleep Do We Know?  are both highly inspirational movies I would recommend to anyone too.


Favorite TV Show : The 700 Club.  That Pat Robertson's a great actor!!!  Wait...You mean, he's being serious????


Favorite Books.Authors : Anything by Jack Kerouac or Hunter S. Thompson is cool.  Jack Handy is my favorite comedy writer.  And David Icke is my favorite controversial researcher and author.


Favorite Sports Team : I bleed Orange!!!!  Not burnt Orange though!!!  I'm a huge University of Tennessee Volunteers Football fan.  The real U.T. !!!   Honestly, huge is an understatement.  I'm one of these freaks that subscibe to recruiting magazines and websites, and pretend that it's college football season all year long.  I'm not proud.


Nick Name Growing Up : Bear.  Most people that I grew up with, still call me Bear.  I grunted a lot as a child, and my mom said I sounded like a bear.  Then as I staretd to play sports, the name stuck with my coaches and teammates, until eventually nobody even knew that wasn't my real name.  When I changed High Schools, I avoided letting anyone at the new high school know that's what people called me.  Since then, I've been called "White Chocolate", "Mandingo", or "Sir Harles".


People Would Be Shocked If They Knew : I'm a country songwriter.  Eventually, I want to make that my full-Time Career.  Good career, huh???  I'll spend my days waiting on the mail to deliver my royalty checks.  I could give up radio for that.  ALSO, I'm missing 1/2 of my middle finger on my left hand.  Words to the wise : Don't fall out of graces with a police trained German Shepherd, especially when you're seven years old and he outweighs you.  I'm lucky, I'm not missing my whole hand.  It makes for some great party tricks now, though.

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Is this Gay?

This is just an honest question from an inquiring mind. Would it be a gay relationship if Rosie O'Donnel hooked up with "Chaz" Bono?

I know a few of you threw up in your mouth a little. Me too. The image isn't a pretty one and I apologize for that. Sincerely. But I still want to know. Would that be considered "Gay"?

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Jodie Foster…Coming Out of the Closet Soon?

Did Ricky Gervais publicly "OUT" Jodie Foster at the Golden Globe Awards? I think he said what most people have been thinking for a loooong time. Does it matter? Nope.

Just sayin'.

Watch the video for yourself.

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Dwarf Tossing Gone Bad

Better think twice before you toss that next dwarf. Peter Dinklage, an actor and known dwarf, while accepting his Golden Globe award, brought another dwarf's tragedy to public attention.

He mentioned a guy by the name of Martin Henderson. Then told the collective viewers to "google him".

What we found was a tragic story of a "big person on midget assault". Martin Henderson has been left badly injured, after being picked up and thrown outside of a bar in Southwest England.

Ithink to prevent future attacks like this, we should all check out this "Dwarf Tossing" video to get a better idea of what we're dealing with here.

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Memphis 40+ Years Behind

It seems like every major city in America has an MLK Blvd or Ave or St, right? Ironically Memphis hasn't...until now.

Good, Lawd...It's 2012!!! Despite what happened there in April of 1968, Memphis IS 65% African American. Now I don't care one way or the other, but I was quite surprised to find out that Memphis is JUST NOW adding a street named after Martin Luther King.

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Screw the Red cross…Here’s a More Useful Organization

There's an organization for everything in this country. Some that are charitable. Some that provide research statistics. Some are religious. Some that are helpful resources for staying informed.

But only one that celebrates the splendor and glory that is..."The Stache". That would be the "American Mustache Institute".

I swear to God, or someone like him/her, that I'm not making this one up.

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Parents…Trouble With Pulling Kid’s teeth?

I'm fighting this battle with my five (soon to be six) year old daughter. I sent her into an overdramatic frenzy just a few days ago, attempting to pull out a tooth that wasn't as loose as I originally thought. Maybe something like this will help.

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“Lady Chinky Eyes”?

Would you like a side of racism with your pizza, sir? If so, head to Papa John's.

An unsuspecting customer, of Asian heritage, picked up a pizza from Papa Johns and was shocked at what came with the pizza.

The receipt, printed out from their in-store computer, has her name listed as "Lady Chink Eyes".

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Chaz Bono is Saving Up For His/Her Own Set of Frank-n-Beans!!

Really? Seriously....CHAZ? You could get this done for $44.95 at D&D novelties or online at AdamandEve.com.

But NOOOOOOOOO...He/She has to be fancy. He/She wants the real thing. His/her own set of frank n beans.

How do they do this? Is it synthetic?

I had a friend in HS that had half his ear cut off in a car wreck. I remember marveling, at the time, because doctors literally GREW him a new ear on the back of a mouse!! Could they do this with a penis

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Can You Guess These TV Theme Songs?

This musical ensemble ismaking quite the splash on youtube. They perform 15 famous TV theme songs in a two minute medley. Pretty cool. Check it out and see if you can name them all. You might have to watch and listen twice.

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15 Signs Improved by Graffiti

This brings to mind one that I wish I would've taken a picture of. A couple of years ago, my wife and I were driving through the Victoria Mall parking lot and noticed a STOP sign that someone had spray painted the words "Hammer Time" underneath the word Stop.

Hilarious.

Here's Fifteen signs that were improved with good, old fashioned graffiti.

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Treadmill Accidents = Funny

I was doing a live broadcast last night at Gold's Gym Express here in victoria. It's alwasy kind of weird, because I actually work out there. So these people usually see me working out, and then I just show up one evening and loiter around with a microphone. I say loiter, like I'm just wandering around aimlessy or something. That's far from the case though. I'm always looking for ways to entertain myself while I'm there.

I was speaking, off-air, with the manager and he told me there had been a couple of recent treadmill accidents there. He went into painstaking detail about how they went down.

Hilarious.

We spent the next ten minutes watching a complete D-Bag, wearing spandex none the less, going backwards, showboating on a treadmill. Is it wrong that we were both begging for an old fashioned youtube moment? A complete "Treadmill FAIL", type of happening?

Nah. He would've had it coming to him for hot doggin' it in the gym.

Point is...It got me thinking about some of the better ones I've seen on youtube. Check out this compilation of the best "Treadmill FAIL" moments. Use their stupidity and suffering to make yourself happy! Enjoy : )

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