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Harley Myles

15 Questions with Harley Myles

Hometown : Knoxville, Tennessee...At the foothills of the Smokey Mountains!!!  You gotta admit, my teeth are impressive for a real live hillbilly.

Birth Date : June 3rd, 1978

Sign : Yield


Marital Status : Happily married to Ashley since 2003


Kids : One beautiful little girl, born in 2006


Pets : Two vicious Weiner Dogs named Willie and Waylon


Favorite Artists and Albums : My tastes are pretty eclectic.  So I'm gonna leave that one alone.  It would take a lot of explaining.  Let's just say I love music.


First Concert Attended : David Allan Coe at "The Cotton Eyed Joe" in Knoxville.  I was fifteen, on house arrest, got in using my older cousin's I.D., and above all else...Went with my dad, on a school night!!!!  Thanks Dad!!!  Definitely not the kind of thing you ever forget.  I may have been to others before that, but I've blocked out a lot of my childhood, so who the hell knows??  The DAC show rocked.


Favorite Actors : Jack Nicholson, Edward Norton,  Jim Carrey, & Phillip Seymour Hoffman, if I had to pick only a few.


Favorite movies : Dumb & Dumber, Fight Club, American Beauty, The World According to Garp...This list could go on and on. The Secret and What the Bleep Do We Know?  are both highly inspirational movies I would recommend to anyone too.


Favorite TV Show : The 700 Club.  That Pat Robertson's a great actor!!!  Wait...You mean, he's being serious????


Favorite Books.Authors : Anything by Jack Kerouac or Hunter S. Thompson is cool.  Jack Handy is my favorite comedy writer.  And David Icke is my favorite controversial researcher and author.


Favorite Sports Team : I bleed Orange!!!!  Not burnt Orange though!!!  I'm a huge University of Tennessee Volunteers Football fan.  The real U.T. !!!   Honestly, huge is an understatement.  I'm one of these freaks that subscibe to recruiting magazines and websites, and pretend that it's college football season all year long.  I'm not proud.


Nick Name Growing Up : Bear.  Most people that I grew up with, still call me Bear.  I grunted a lot as a child, and my mom said I sounded like a bear.  Then as I staretd to play sports, the name stuck with my coaches and teammates, until eventually nobody even knew that wasn't my real name.  When I changed High Schools, I avoided letting anyone at the new high school know that's what people called me.  Since then, I've been called "White Chocolate", "Mandingo", or "Sir Harles".


People Would Be Shocked If They Knew : I'm a country songwriter.  Eventually, I want to make that my full-Time Career.  Good career, huh???  I'll spend my days waiting on the mail to deliver my royalty checks.  I could give up radio for that.  ALSO, I'm missing 1/2 of my middle finger on my left hand.  Words to the wise : Don't fall out of graces with a police trained German Shepherd, especially when you're seven years old and he outweighs you.  I'm lucky, I'm not missing my whole hand.  It makes for some great party tricks now, though.

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What Have Sharks Ever Done For You ? : The 10 Worst Beaches For Attacks

I want them dead. All of them.

Don't give me that crap about how killing them off would be messing up the ecosystem. Screw'em. What have sharks ever done for you, except make you afraid to swim in the ocean? And perhaps provide a little entertainment for a week every summer on the Discovery Channel.

Let me answer that question for you...Nothing. That's what.

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Hoarder’s Son Attacks Reporter on Live TV !!

Who doesn't love to see a reporter get f'd with on live TV? It's usually nothing too serious or mean. I once did a chicken dance behind a local reporter in an attempt to get free publicity for 106.9 The Rock. Everytime whe'd try to move away from me, I'd creep back up behind her in the picture. Good times, Good times!!

This particular reporter was at the scene of a "hoarding" situation. Some crazy naked person was spotted outside of an apartment and when people followed them in, they discovered an apartment that was piled to the ceiling with trash, junk and animals.

Evidently, the hoarder's son shows up and doesn't like the fact that the news crew is there. Watch for yourself.

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The Filthiest Restrooms In Victoria – Harley’s Top Five

Finally, I get to write about one of my favorite subjects. Filthy, Public Restrooms. In particular, filthy, public restrooms...in Victoria, The best/worst. The funniest/saddest. In General, the public restroom is the embodiment of the dualistic nature of all that is human. What? Sorry if I got a little deep on you there. What I mean, is that you love them for the very same reasons you hate them. Ever smelled something so foul in a public restroom, that all you can do is laugh hysterically? I have. Ever seen something so shockingly vile in a restroom, that you had to take a picture so people would believe you? Yep, me too. The top five filthiest restrooms in Victoria is a personal list of mine. I'm sure I'm leaving several off though. So feel free to respond and either debunk my list or add to it. Give me a personal experience, relating to a filthy, public restroom here in our fair burg. So without pointing fingers, here's my list:

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Paco The Chihuahua…Dog Cop

This is too funny. I've always said that if most big dogs had the mentality of little dogs, we would all be in trouble. You know the type.

Yappy. Annoying.

The kind that snarl their teeth at you. The kind that's bite may or may not even break the skin and really just pisses you off more than anything.

The robbers in this video know a dog like that too. One they won't soon forget. Check out the video.

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Wow!! She Cut Off His Frank and Beans!!

It's a long while since we've had a story like this. Lorena Bobbit, this nation turns it's lonely eyes to you. Where have ya gone?

Well now it doesn't matter. There is a new Lorena Bobbit.

Let the jokes come later. Let the observations and comments come later. For now, just read.

Read and cringe.

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Determine if Growing a Mustache is Right for You

All the recent talk on-air about great mustaches, might have some of you that don't have a mustache, like me, feeling a little down. But just remember, if you want something bad enough, you'll get it. Set your mind to it and grow the sweetest stache ever.

I found a great guide online, hosted by Kenny Maine. Check it out.

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My Favorite 4th of July Memory

My favorite 4th of July memory has absolutely nothing to do with fireworks, ice cream, the American flag, parades, etc. It doesn't have anything to do with family or friends, BBQ's or Booze either. My favorite 4th of July memory has to do with attempted shoplifting.

With special emphasis on the word attempted.

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