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Olympic Loser Sets Sights on ‘Beer Mile’ World Record
This is what happens when you are pressured to perform and lose at the Olympics: You turn to drinking.
Katrina Darling is Hot! Check Out Kate Middleton’s Cousin in Playboy
Back in July, we asked “Will Kate Middleton’s Sexy Cousin Undress for Playboy?” We really hope you weren’t waiting on an answer, but if you were, you can now continue with the rest of your summer: the answer is “yes.”
Sit, Eat and Poop at Chinese Toilet Restaurant
A restaurant in Beijing, China has taken “gastro-pub” to the next level with a scatalogical-themed eatery.
Arcade Claw Machines are Rigged — Please Fake Like You’re Shocked
An arcade owner and operator in central California admitted, in an IAMA session on Reddit, that those addictive claw machines — wherein you endlessly attempt to grab a plush toy, fake sports jersey or other random goodie with a three-pronged claw that you maneuver via a control on the outside of the glass — are fixed! Our world is crumbling!
Guy Tricks Stranger Into Letting Him Suck Her Toes By Saying He’s From ‘America’s Funniest Home Videos’
It’s hard out there for foot enthusiasts. Well, at least it is for one man who has taken to posing as an ‘America’s Funniest Home Video’ prankster to get some action.
Will Kate Middleton’s Sexy Cousin Undress for Playboy?
Katrina Darling — distant cousin of Kate Middleton (aka Mrs. Prince William) — will grace the cover of Sir Hugh Hefner’s upcoming Playboy September issue. Hef is apparently not looking to save the queen (from scandal).
Woman Arrested For Falling Asleep ‘Spread Eagle’ On Front Porch
Few of us would mind if a woman — accidentally locked out onto her front porch naked — decided to take the opportunity to “get some sun” and happened to fall asleep in a “compromising” position. That is, until we learn that the narcoleptic tanning nude is a 56-year-old woman.
Jenny McCarthy’s Playboy Cover is Out — Drool Accordingly
To answer the question we posed back in May: “Is Jenny McCarthy Going to Pose for Playboy Again?” The answer is a resounding “Yes!”
Married Actor Hits on Model on Plane, She Live-Tweets His Douchery
Douchebags of yesteryear had it easy — If he hit on some random hot model on a plane in a semi-drunken stupor, she may think him a douche and turn him down but once the big hunk of metal lands, he’s in the clear.
Holy Wet Bikini Batmobile Car Wash, Batman!
The minds behind the web series Super Power Beat Down know their audience. Geeks love their comics, fast cars, lively debate and, oh yeah, chicks in bikinis. So why not give them a chick in a bikini washing a fast comic book car after a lively debate.
Missing Herd of Frozen Cows May Get Blown Up
Here is some bad moos, um, news. A missing herd of cows were discovered frozen solid near Conundrum Creek in an old ranger cabin near Aspen, Colorado.
Dude Proposes with Stop-Motion LEGO Animation [VIDEO]
Your girlfriend probably doesn’t want you to play with toys, but Walt Thompson figured out a way to get away with it for at least a couple more years. He proposed to his girlfriend of four years using LEGOs and some stop-motion animation.
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