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Drunk Guy Makes Miley Cyrus Makeover Video Tutorial
If you've been wondering how to recreate Miley's soon-to-be classic look from the VMAs, wonder no more -- this video will teach you. All you need are some lemons, some tape, some plastic wrap and no pride.
Helpful Tumblr Teaches You How to Fill Awkward Silences
Want to be a hit at parties, or at least know what to say when the silent anger builds up to a point at the dinner table where everyone is just seething and glaring at each other? Have we got a Tumblr for you!!
Furbies on Your Favorite Albums Covers Make Your Dreams Come True
Furbies (Furbys to some, either is acceptable, apparently) on album covers -- it's the thing you didn't know you were waiting to see. Fortunately, Tumblr Furby Living knew, and they made these amazing images.
The Best Hank and Marie Reaction Videos
If you aren't completely caught up with 'Breaking Bad,' move along. This is not for you. Otherwise, jump right in and enjoy these hilarious videos.
Watch Bill Murray’s Spectacular ‘Letterman’ Entrance
To celebrate David Letterman's 20th anniversary of working on CBS, Bill Murray showed up and made quite a spectacle.
11 Heart-Stopping Video Game Speed Runs
Sometimes you feel like really taking your time with a video game, digging around, finding treasure, leveling up to maximum capacity. Other times you just want to run like hell. These are those times, and if you've ever played any of these games, and you suffer from untreated anxiety, you might not want to watch these videos. Speed runs can get a bit intense.
This Is the Easiest Way to Dress Up Your Hamster
Stop wasting all your time making hand-sewn costumes for your hamster. Do this instead. You'll save time, and it appears that there's a chance a hamster will even enjoy this, unlike that tiny train conductor uniform you spend 46 hours on.
‘Dreams Are Real’ Music Video Is the Essence of the Internet
Listen, this video makes no sense and has cats licking dinosaurs and is awesome, so you should watch it.
15 Cartoons Better at Twerking Than Miley
If Miley Cyrus' performance at the VMA has turned you off of twerking, or if you just find cartoon butts bouncing around hilarious, this is for you.
This Song Is the Best Response to Miley Cyrus at the VMAs
Miley Cyrus and her latex underpants continue to generate controversy days after her VMA performance. This song should probably be the final word on the whole fiasco.
This is What It’s Like Not Having a Phone These Days
One time two years ago, some skeezebag stole our phone right out of our purse. For three months we were phone-less. So, we feel fairly well qualified to testify that this video, about what it's like to be surrounded by friends with smartphones when you don't have one, is pretty much spot on.
Hilarious Video Puts Wilhelm Scream Where It Doesn’t Belong
Here's what happens when you stick the Wilhelm Scream any old place you want.