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Cowboy Grandpa Empties Pool With Box Cutter, Pandemonium Ensues
Well, slashing the thing open with a knife certainly tops pushing down on one side and watching the water slowly pour out in the fun category, as far as ways to empty your above-ground pool go.
What That Amazing Chipotle ‘Scarecrow’ Ad Was Really Saying
Hey guys, just a friendly reminder that that gorgeously animated ad from Chipotle was still an ad, courtesy of this send-up from Funny or Die.
Once you get past the whole "person trying to sing like Fiona Apple" thing (It's not happening...
The Funniest and Most Absurd Voicemail Videos on the Internet
When you leave a crazy voicemail, there's a chance the recipient is going to make a video of it and put it on YouTube. This is why we stick to texting. Fortunately, these people didn't, and we can laugh at their folly.
Let’s Put an End to ‘Talk Like a Pirate Day,’ Shall We?
Avast! Just kidding, we don't even know what avast means. But it's International Talk Like a Pirate Day, so people are just chucking it around like it's their business. It's pretty annoying. For a number of reasons. Let's discuss them!
19 Wonderfully Goofy ‘Duck Dynasty’ GIFs
It's hard to go a whole week without a little 'Duck Dynasty' action, so we put together these GIFs for a quick pick-me-up.
Alyssa Milano’s ‘Sex Tape’ Isn’t Quite What You Expect
Never thought we'd say this, but you should really watch the Alyssa Milano sex tape that leaked recently.
Here’s Jason Alexander Teaching Larry David How to Play George Costanza
This is a little tricky to wrap your brain around -- Jason Alexander teaching Larry David how to play George Costanza. It's the actor who played George Costanza on 'Seinfeld' teaching the creator of Costanza how to play Costanza while filming the 'Seinfeld' reunion on an episode of 'Curb Your Enthusiasm,' even though Costanza is his alter-ego.
Epic Movie Trailer Narrator Pranks Hapless Pedestrians
This prank shows what it would be like if your life had a professional narrator, like in a cheesy movie trailer. Turns out it wouldn't be very much fun, actually.
10 Sad ‘Futurama’ GIFs in Honor of the Series Finale
Well, 'Futurama' is over. The final episode aired last night. We...don't feel great about it. But why use words to describe our feelings, when we could use moving pictures. No, not videos -- GIFs! These sad GIFs from 'Futurama' sum up our feelings on the end of the beloved animated series best.
Student Tricks Class Into Thinking He’s the Professor, Crushes Their Dreams
Let this classroom prank be a lesson to all professors about the merits of punctuality.
‘Unimpressed Dog’ Is the Internet’s New Favorite Meme
Somebody uploaded this picture of their cousin's dog to Reddit, and a new meme was born.
Working for the Weekend — 15 Animals in Ties for Labor Day
Hopefully you're enjoying your day off. You know who's not? These animals! They're busy putting the "cat" in business cat-sual. Sure, a tie might be closer to standard business attire, but we're pretty sure the lack of pants keeps it totally casual.