Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
#GetOutOfJuryDutyIn4Words and Be Home By Lunch
Jury duty. The scariest thing that can happen to a person this side of a visit to the DMV.
Tom Brady Was Mercilessly Heckled on Twitter After Opening Night Loss
Tom Brady got crushed by the Chiefs. Then, he got crushed again.
The Seattle Seahawks’ Creepy New Logo Gets the Roasting It Deserves
One of the NFL's most elite teams has one of its most, uh, bizarre logos.
Little League Team Consoles Opposing Pitcher Who Gave Up Winning Hit
This. This is what sports is all about.
J-Lo and A-Rod Hit the Gym for an Intense Bon Jovi-Fueled Workout
You've gotta see their body of work.
The World Needs More Leaf Blower-Powered Tricycles
Get your motor running (but maybe stop short of heading out on the highway and looking for adventure).
Mom Snorts Cocaine off iPhone on Parent Pickup Line
She did lines, while in line.
Owl and Man Duke It Out in Fiercely Adorable Game of Tug of War
This rope's not big enough for the two of them.
Moron Pulls Out Rifle Because McDonald’s Ran Out of Ice Cream
There was a McFlurry of police activity last week at a McDonald's in Delray Beach, Fla.
Bold Tortoise Somehow Escapes From Zoo — Twice
We're not sure you can call this a fast getaway.
Leg Cramps Aren’t Usually Gross. These Aren’t Ordinary Leg Cramps, Though.
It's like something out of 'Alien.'
Millennials Are Spending Enough on Bachelor Parties to Bankrupt Themselves
Saying goodbye to the single life costs a pretty penny.