Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Incredibly Dumb Robber Voluntarily Gives Clerk Her Phone Number
Look, if you're robbing a video store in 2017, you probably didn't graduate magna cum laude from criminal school.
The Awesome Future of Tow Trucking Has Finally Arrived (Whew)
Of all things you'd never think of as cool, towing a truck is probably up there.
Oh, Nothing, Just a Woman on Her Phone Walking in the Middle of a Highway
We know that cell phones can be used anywhere, but please don't take that literally.
Very Courteous (And Very Bad) Burglar Leaves Apology Beer
Even bad guys are nice in Canada.
Cover Boy Tom Brady Gives ‘Madden Curse’ Metaphorical Middle Finger
It takes a special kind of chutzpah for someone in Boston to poo-poo the idea of a curse, but Tom Brady isn't your run-of-the-mill New Englander.
Life From the Point of View of a Bucket Is Surprisingly Mesmerizing
File this under "Who knew this could possibly be so interesting?"
Guy Popping Sick Wheelies Defies Gravity, Grim Reaper
Maybe this fella oughta look into getting a unicycle.
Couple Busted Doing the Nasty in McDonald’s at a Very Peculiar Time
Quick, what's the last thing you'd expect to see in a McDonald's during a lunch rush? Well, the last thing beside the line moving quickly.
Wanted Man Accused of Pooping on Arrest Warrant
This guy is you-know-what out of luck.
Shaquille O’Neal Utterly Destroys Overmatched Opponent in Pickup Game
He may be retired, but you'd better believe Shaquille O'Neal still has game.
Fun-Lovin’ Man Can’t Stop Dancing for News Chopper
What's that they say about how you should dance like no one's watching?
7 Rude Things (Besides Texting, Of Course) You Can Do in a Movie Theater
So, you're all excited to take in the newest Hollywood blockbuster, are ya? Well, hopefully, no one will ruin your night with these boneheaded antics.