Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drunk Dude Is Convinced a Fence Is Really an ATM
This guy needs to be cut off.
#SignsYoureOutOfShape Tweets Will Have You Running (Or Slowly Walking) for the Gym
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Stopping on a Water Slide Leads to All Sorts of Pain
The first rule of water slides is you don't stop on water slides.
‘Adam Ruins Everything’ Explains the Sad State of Healthcare
Healthcare -- the two most divisive syllables this side of "repeal."
Naked Man Steals Multiple Beers in Ice Cold Cooler Theft
This thirsty fella went from the cooler to, well, the cooler.
Watch This Inside-the-Park Grand Slam (Because You May Never See Another)
The season of oddities in baseball continues to roll along.
Steve Bartman Gets Cubs’ World Series Ring — Does He Deserve It? [POLL]
One of the most controversial figures in baseball history is getting some bling.
Focused Reporter Is Unfazed by Spider Crawling on Her Arm
Breaking news: nothing can stop this woman from doing her job.
Lightning Strikes Moving Car, Maybe Stay Home ‘Til It Clears Up
It's not only the roadway you should pay attention to when you're behind the wheel.
Soap Hockey Is the Slipperiest Fun You’ll Ever Have With a Puck
We may be in the thick of summer, but hockey is most definitely in the equally thick humid air.
Dad Who Drops Foul Ball Scars His Young Son for Life
There's nothing better than going to a game and catching a foul ball. There's nothing worse than going to a game and blowing a golden opportunity to catch one.
Jewelry Thieves Foiled By an Unforgiving Counter
The (glass) case against them is very strong.