We’ve seen massive pileups of super cars that could make the most unenthusiastic gearhead weep. We’ve seen pileups on the straightaway at Texas Motor Speedway that could make us question the existence of a just and loving God. Nothing, however, will prepare you for the sheer carnage that you’re about to witness.
News that a planned spin-off of Fox's 'Glee' is dead might have some of its more ardent fans disappointed that they won't be able to fill more minutes of their life with 'Glee' related programming, but they shouldn't be fretting. In fact, they should be celebrating. They should be thanking the gods of television programming that a possible spin-off hasn't tarnished the legacy of the show they would give their very lives to protect.
Move along ‘Super Bowl Shuffle.’ Stand aside ‘We Are the 49ers’. The NFL officially has its newest and most annoying team song. Except this one is just for the Denver Broncos– it’s dedicated to one player. Yes, Tim Tebow has his own theme song, courtesy of ’80s relic John Parr of ‘St. Elmo’s Fire (Man in Motion)’ fame.
Last month, we found a video of two extremely hot women stripping and dancing in slow motion and we implored the heavens to let them dance forever. It turns out that someone up there really likes us. Not just likes us, but like, ‘Tim Tebow-level likes us.’
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