Dan Seitz
Disgruntled Employee Destroys Boss’ Office With Bulldozer
We get it. There are many times where we’ve wanted to trash the boss’ office. But that’s not a good idea for your continued employment or for workplace relations. And if you use a bulldozer to do it, your arrest record.
Punching a 70-Year-Old Wal-Mart Cashier Is Just a Bad Idea
Wal-Mart can drive anyone over the edge. It’s a huge place with lots of noise, sometimes surly employees, and always surly customers. On the other hand, Jacquetta Simmons let it get to her a little too much and she could spend seven years in jail because of it.
Meet The Woman Who Can Make A Sandwich With Her Feet
Tisha Unarmed is a YouTube channel about a young woman who has no arms and thus does everything with her feet. And we mean everything.
9-Year-Old Boy Steals Car with Toy Gun
We don’t generally associate Sweden with carjacking. But Kortedala, a suburb of the city of Gotenberg, was nonetheless the site of one of the strangest car thefts we’ve ever read. It involves a toy gun, a nine-year-old and an electric car.
This Is Why You Should Never Attempt ‘Couch-Towing’
A couple Canadian guys hooked up both a sled and a couch to a truck in Montreal, Canada. It’s called ‘couch-towing.’ You probably see where this whole story is going.
Want To Know What the Color of Your Urine Means?
Ah, the Boy Scouts. Where a young man can learn how to use a knife, how to start a fire, and how to diagnose how dehydrated he is from looking at his pee.
This chart from the Boy Scouts of America is actually fairly useful. The short answer to the question of “what your pee is telling me” is that the yellower it is, the more water you need to drink. Ideally,
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Brother Takes Your McDonald’s Brownie? That’s a McStabbing!
Another day, another delightful story from the Golden Arches. This one doesn’t involve tasers, but knives.
Erik and Gene Cain (how’s THAT for an ironic last name) of Pennsylvania were splitting a brownie from McDonald’s, and Gene did what was the naturally acceptable way to share food: slicing the brownie right down the middle. Apparently, thi
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Kristen Wiig Packs a Pistol on ‘Portlandia’
Sometimes, you just shouldn’t push a Bridesmaid too far. Especially if there’s a Siamese cat involved, as we see in this clip from IFC’s “Portlandia” (warning: mild salty language ahead).
10 Great Holiday Moments With ‘The Simpsons’ [IMAGES, VIDEOS]
America’s First Dysfunctional Family has the biggest affection for Halloween, since it happens during sweeps. But it also has taken on the most wonderful time of the year more than once, so we thought we’d present a few fun ‘Simpsons’ GIFs and videos to celebrate the season. Or at least be honest about it. (WARNING: Animated holiday merriment below.)
Septic Company Workers Trick Customers Into Buying 70 Years Worth of Toilet Paper
People tend to take the statements of technical professionals at face value but we’ve got no idea how three people from FBK Products, a septic tank company in Florida, managed to trick several customers into accepting the idea that the government regulates toilet paper for septic tanks, about $1 million in unnecessary products.
Attractive Woman Explains How To Conceal a Thigh Holster [VIDEO]
Thigh holsters are made specifically for the ladies who carry firearms.
25 Questionably "Sexy" Halloween Costumes
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Womens' costumes tend to leans toward the “questionable” side of the costume spectrum. Halloween is the only time of year when anything and everything can be considered “sexy.” Of course, that doesn't mean that every sexy costume is actually a good idea…as these twenty five disasters show.
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