Black Friday is upon us! All the deals, the squeals and the (insert word that rhymes with deal and squeal that would make sense — we are at a loss) that make Black Friday such an insane concept at its very core.
Meet Bob and Kemper of the always fascinatingly stunning SuicideGirls. Bob Suicide explains that her personal hero is Nightcrawler and her friend Kemper gets hot when guys talk science to her and says her personal hero is Wonder Woman. And then they kiss. Which rules.
Thanksgiving with the family is a lot more fun when you're inebriated. It actually makes everyone a little more tolerable; Uncle Joe's awful stories, Aunt Sally's rants on 'America's Got Talent,' and Grandpa complaining about anything and everything will all just melt away into background noice with a nice buzz on.
Candace Bailey is an actress and TV host known for her roles on Nickelodeon, the TV series ‘Jericho,’ and as a co-host of G4′s ‘Attack of the Show!’ She is our crush today for doing just about anything in the name of entertaining television.
It will one day be acceptable to admit to the world that you enjoy your own farts. No longer will you have to hide the fact that you secretly smell, classify and rank the “air from under there.” The only thing you haven’t done is name them.
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