An Unfortunate Mugshot

"Excuse me dick head.....I mean Steve".  Can you imagine being shaped like this and how many clever names people make up about you behind your back?  Luckily the guy looks mean enough to eat babies so I don't imagine a whole lot of people give him flack about how he's shaped.....but I lack both tact and morals so here is a really unfortunate mugshot.  Enjoy!