You might wanna rethink that vacation plan of yours.  Why go to a resort in the Bahamas when you could spend some time in Roselawn, Indiana? 

Seriously.

Depends on your level of  kink, I suppose, as to whether or not you'd be interested in going there or not.  According to a recent article on www.alternet.org, Roselawn, Indiana is THE kinkiest city in all of America.

And yes...Ron Jeremy is involved.

Read the article and judge for yourself.  The link is below.