You might wanna rethink that vacation plan of yours.  Why go to a resort in the Bahamas when you could spend some time in Roselawn, Indiana? 

Seriously.

Depends on your level of  kink, I suppose, as to whether or not you'd be interested in going there or not.  According to a recent article on www.alternet.org, Roselawn, Indiana is THE kinkiest city in all of America.

And yes...Ron Jeremy is involved.

Read the article and judge for yourself.  The link is below.

http://www.alternet.org/sex/151851/10_kinkiest_cities_in_america/